I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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