there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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