his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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