Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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