But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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