I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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