Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
