Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize
