you guys were way drunker than both of me
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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