Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
