But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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