remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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