? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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