we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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