Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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