im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
We’re leaving where are you
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