Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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