Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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