Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
