There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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