My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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