thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The convent might be a nice break from real life
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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