So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Holy sore nipples Batman
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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