maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Randomize
