i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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