So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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