There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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