Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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