i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You did what with his pubic hair?
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