Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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