I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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