it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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