I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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