I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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