no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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