Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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