Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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