This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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