I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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