Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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