I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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