that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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