He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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