I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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