these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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