I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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