real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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