doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can't turn off my feet"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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