I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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