Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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