the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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