Have you finally orgasmed yet?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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