Christians are straight up FREAKS
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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