shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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