The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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