how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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