all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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