Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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