yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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