Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
